Honey, you should see me in a crown.

thorhead:

thorhead:

I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that

1. I can see them
2. I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
3. they are really bad singers and
4. I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position

gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING

(Source: thordoftherings)

physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.

ship-all-the-gay:

so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.

they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly

I think the factory workers need help

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

• cellular number
• snapchat
• twitter
• facebook
• skype
• email
• facetime
• first born

you know, anything you want

(Source: jo--harvelle)

heychessikuh:

basedgodniall:

when you spell restaurant right on the first try

LOOK AT HOW MANY NOTES THERE ARE I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

(Source: nointerrruption)

the-nocturnal-fangirl:

iamsherlockedcumberbiatch:

helena-castor:

all the notes. holy crap.

at first the reblog button didn’t work for me, i was like FUCK FUCK FUCK but then it worked.lol.

It worked immediately. I’M HARRY FREAKIN POTTER!

Heheh<3

…looks like i got the magic in me. >:)

HA! FINALLY! after the 73902356504600th try! ;)

look @ me now.

fuck yeaahhhhh first time

 VIVA LA MAGICAL REVOLUTION!!!

I’m the boss.

OH THANK GOD.

My birthday is July 31 bitches.

first try mothafucka